Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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