do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What's a joke? Funny

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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retard

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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