- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Bark I'm a tree

A person from Singapore eats

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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