- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Woman rights.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Whats white? A fridge

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

I'm Batman.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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