Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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