Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Nickelback

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Your mom went to college

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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