- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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