- Anti Joke

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

I'm winning at Scrabble.

there once was a black man who played basketball

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

penis haha

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

feminine literature

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.