- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

this website even though its hilarious.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Life

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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