Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

all jokes aside...

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

i just pooped that is all!

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

why are balck people black because they are

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