Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Punching a baby

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Vagina.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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