- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

I will create more jobs for americans

this website even though its hilarious.

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Life

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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