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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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