A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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