An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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