Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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have safe sex

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Anti Joke

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