This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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