- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Invisible Children Foundation.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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