- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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