- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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