- Anti Joke

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.