A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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