Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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What's a joke? Funny

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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