- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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