Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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White men's rights

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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