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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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