I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

dick dick dick... frogs

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Here's another:

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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