Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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charlie sheen

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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knock knock no ones home

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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