A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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#IHateHashtags

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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