Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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How high is a Chinaman

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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