-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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cats are pussies

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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