whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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