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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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