An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

This is a joke. Laugh!

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

When is a door not a door? Never.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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