- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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