Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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whats 2+2? math.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Hello

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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