Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Women's Rights.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

The Moon Landing.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Obamacare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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