- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

heads up!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

WEED!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

woman..parallel parking

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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