- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Your mom.

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It says so on your cap.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Nick Cannon

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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