Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Pain Olympics.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Where are you going Your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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