- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

woman..parallel parking

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Please? No.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??