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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Poop.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Women's rights

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

squash squash who squash my ass

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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