Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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