roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

a blond girl walks into a bar

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

im not food

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

tommy is retared

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