What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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i'm hard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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