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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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