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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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