why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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save me from the nothing ive become

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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