,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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canadians

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YOU

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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