What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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You idiot.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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The WPGA tour

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Anti Joke

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