- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision