- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

so... how about that airplane food

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Womens rights

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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