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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Justin Bieber.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What did the president do for the people? ...

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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