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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Whats two plus two? Miles

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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