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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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