Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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