how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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OIO

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kill yourself

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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