Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Anti Joke

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