- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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