What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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