- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

what's brown and sticky A stick!

How old are you? 20

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Me Neither.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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