Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Anti Joke

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