Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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penis?

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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