An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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This joke is funny

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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arena football

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Hahaha

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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