A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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