- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Hey, Max!!

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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