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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

knock knock There's no door

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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