- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

everybody loves raymond

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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