How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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A shark ate your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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