Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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John Stamos.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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baskets

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Chuck norris

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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