Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Seven

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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