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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

GONNA

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Your adopted.....

oh hai

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

your moms my other ride

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