- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

You know what's catchy? A cold

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Oh...okay, good.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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