- Anti Joke

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.