- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

Loner.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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