- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Ron Paul for President!

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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