Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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