Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Seven

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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