3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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