Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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My mum is called Steve

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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