What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Cripples are lame.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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