- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

black people

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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