- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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