Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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i just pooped that is all!

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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