- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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