A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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My parents died!

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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