Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

A blonde walked into a bar.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...