What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

I was Born ready I was born naked.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

This is a joke. Laugh!

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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