- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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