- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Muslim athletes.

mental kid

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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