What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Im cute hehehee

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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