The NBA and womens sports

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A child walks into a classroom.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

An Italian leaves the mofia

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Anti Joke

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