i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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gay porn...

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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WHAT????

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