- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Whats an Anti Joke

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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