Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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