What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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